I Have A Vitamin D Deficiency, Which Makes Me An Official New Yorker.
A tinge of twisted thrill runs through my body as I read the results of my blood test. “A Vitamin D Deficiency!” it proclaims, in bold black ink. A Medically Alarming Lack of Sun Exposure. A New Yorker’s Wintertime Badge of Honor. And I, ladies and gentlemen, earned my badge. Not to put too fine…